do not pass GO

Go straight to jail.

Nothing else says 'guilty' like asking for a delay for the umpteenth time in your widely publicized child porn case. R. Kelly has done just that. Some chick pops up and says she did the triangle bounce with Kells and the young chick and this guy pleads for time. A little trivia for the readers; Does anyone remember the title of the Singer Rob's last album? You've got it! It was DOUBLE UP! I know we as a people should not say things like this, especially following the sean bell trial and tribulation because 911 is more of joke than Flav is today... but I really think R. should go to prison. I don't mean like Paris Hilton, Band Camp Prison...I mean like OZ. I suppose my feelings have been tampered with following my viewing of the film Hard Candy. I saw it this morning for the first time. I hop on MTV.com and I saw the headline about Robert. "R. Kelly Asks For Yet Another Delay In Child-Pornography Trial, Due To Publicity Over Threesome Allegations" . So I figure, Jail or I can make a call to Ellen Page. You choose.