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+ There's a fashion to the words.
+ There's a seduction in the sound of Jay West, but what makes it provocative is all within the details.

+ The Jay West Perspective is romantic. The Jay West Aesthetic is tailored. The Jay West agenda is to INSPIRE. “Southern California’s Newest Buzzworthy Artist” is preparing a follow-up to the cult classic mixtape, “Drugs+Candy”. The table is set.

+ Say Grace.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Death to the Douche!

The Cali.Co.Cool has its obligation to men in American from 18 - 35 (more like 16 - 28) to keep you abreast of what the ladies need. We here at 'ze Cool' seem to be more in touch with the chicks which gives us the sexual prowess and bedroom know-how we have come to acquire over the years. With a well-groomed mane of pubic hair and a healthy collection of Chuck Norris Films, we receive compliments from shore to shining shore about how we epitomize the All-American Sexy (for straight men, that is)! While trying to maintain the title as Gentleman Blogger No. 1, We came across MAGNIFICENT BASTARD (giving me a run for my money for best blog name ever). They have advised me wisely upon the "Top 10 Ways to Look Like a Total Toolbag". You should go on over and peepeth game and just to warm it up (...Chris, I'M ABOUT TO!) Here is one for everyone.



3.BLUETOOTH HEADSET

- Trust us, you're not that important.
- You're now just one-degree removed from Lando Calrissian's bald android assistant.
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