Valentine's Day Guide - for Ladies

this is jay. i commissioned a well writing sister to blog some ideas of her own to share with the ladies so to balance out all this testoterone on my shit...here is what she rocked. indulge


Well, what do ya know! Mr. Jay West himself has appointed me, “Ms.Young Jawn-Earthy/Wisdom-diva-nerd” to inform you ladies on how to give your man the perfect Valentine’s day treat! And so what if I was running with a dirty Tasha! We all had our wild out with your cock out days with that one freaky ass friend that seemed way too fast for her age. Hey…wait a minute…cock out…? I don’t have a… Anyway, to make a long and awkward point short; I’m focused on my path, eat organic foods, and drink rice milk now. Try it! Its great! To read about my fantasy Valentine’s Day journey visit my blog, “Peep or Die” at oneangelof88.blogspot.com. It’s all that and a bag of banana chips!






Here is a small selection of some of the guys I could think of. I’m sure we all have dated, know, or have known some of these interesting male comrades!

The Renaissance Man- This is the male diva! Most likely to be the metro sexual type as well. He always has some kind of function to attend and is the life of every party. This man is adored by women and has a surplus of female friends. Even though women are constantly on his side he isn’t the player type. Men tend to secretly hate him but befriend this kind fellow. Ladies, keep this dude at home on Valentine’s Day. Instead of dragging him to events where the crowd adores him, this gentleman would love nothing but your full attention. Surprise him with something he is really into as well. If he is a fashion head or a music junkie get him those kicks he’s been eyeing for the past month and create some of your own mix cd’s to include in the box as well. Make him his favorite dinner and rent his favorite movie too. He will appreciate your attention to detail and his interests. This will also separate you from his many groupies that are “…tryina be seen! Girl knock ya self out. Ahhhh.”





The Corporate thug- This dude is on the grind harder than Tony Hawk to a skateboard! He flips them packs and keeps um coming back. Weather it be actual drugs, mix tapes, tees or anything the man can get his hand on, he is a busy entrepreneur at all times. This man wants to relax as well. Make a trip to your local sex shop and put together a grab bag of body oils or whatever. I won’t go into detail here…just get whatever your inner freak desires. Take him to the strip club as well but YOU are the entertainment. I’m sure he would love a private lap dance from his down ass chick. It’s a win-win situation. He makes it rain-you keep the dough! Spice things up…this man is stressing!!! A little sexual seduction will ease his money makin’ mind just fine.





The Momma’s Boy- Personally...this dude gets on my last effing nerve and probably yours too! He wants you to be his mom and if you’re that type of girl...then pay close attention momma to be! Ok, this is NOT rocket science! Get to know as much about his mother before hand and mentally pretend to be her. Seriously, its works! Momma took him to the matinee and 3 after baseball practice; you take him to the matinee at three after playing baseball at the park! Momma made Mac-n-cheese with bits of bacon (yuck); you make Mac-n-cheese with bits of bacon (double yuck)! Do it all miss future to take his last name! He will fall even harder after this…really! Bake pies, find shows he used to watch as a kid, buy classic comic books, whatever! Get like Nike for a day…its only one day. Just do it for the weirdo!




The Tear Jerker- This one is hard to spot above the surface. On the outside he is the strong ominous guy. The one that talks the most ish and tolerates nothing from anyone. Inside he is a big teddy bear that is a tad more emotional and sensitive than you are. Take him someone where where he can cry his big tough eyes out without being seen. Like, Shakespeare’s Tavern on Peachtree near Django. Romeo and Juliet are playing from February 9th – March 9th. This man is in touch with his feminine side and loves anything artistic.









The Player- What in heavens name are you doing with this one?! No really! I’m sure there are so many girls…no grown women out there right now planning for the perfect Valentine’s Day with their player boyfriend. Why? Don’t wait until Valentine’s Day comes for him to spoil your plans! Spare yourself the heartbreak, kick him in the testicles and move on. Plan a get together with your other single girlfriends, NOT EVERYONE IS TAKEN. Us kings and Queens deserve the world. Not someone attempting to hook up with its entirety-got it!





The Guru/Thinker- This chap is one complex gentleman. He seems to be able to read into your thoughts and emotions at all times which can be a little uncanny. He is constantly wondering into the depths of his mind. He has tons of friends but tends to be a loner. Most people consider him to be peculiar, eccentric and hard to figure at times. It has been scientifically proven that deep thinkers love to be around water! Any type of water activity is a day in heaven for this fellow. Get creative and have fun! Water guns, slip-n-slides, the Aquarium, take a shower together, go to the Atlanta Beach. Does the water displacement theory (which was discovered by the Greek philosopher Archimedes) ring a bell? Just the fact that you know that will impress this remarkable scholar. Guru’s are similar to renaissance men. Do your research and super soak dat hoe! EUREKA!




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