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Are you a victim to the Bootycall? Have you always asked yourself why does your ‘boo’ decide to call you only after midnight, and avoids your phone calls during the day time hours? Have you noticed that your ‘boo’ never takes you out in public? Or have you noticed that he always seems to have sex on the brain other than wanting to know how your day really was? That is because you are indeed that after- hour JUMP OFF! Let’s face it ....we have all been there! And if anyone tells you other wise is a straight up and down liar! As the summer commences in plan...so does the bullshit in regards to dating & relationships. I’ve often wondered what do men really think about when they first come in contact with a woman.
Do they ever notice your sweet smile? - Perhaps
Do they ever take notice of your intelligence? - Possibly
Or is it that most men [and let me stress most men] usually more than likely think about what you might look like naked.? Ding...Ding...right answer! While there is nothing wrong with sexual advances....when do you draw the line and take control of a situation that may become a serious problem in the near future? Believe it or not....women tend to get weak during the initial “Meet & Greet” of an attractive man. And while he may finish your sentence....bat his eyes....and whisper sweet nothings in your ear...you always have to stay in fine tune of what his true intentions are!
And seeing as though we are in a season - where your hair is loosely flowing....your skin is glowing & showing...and your smile is secondary - you may want to switch shit up before you become a victim of a jump off!
Signs that you may possibly be a JUMP OFF:
IF HE LET’S YOU KNOW THAT YOU AREN’T THE ONLY ONE: Believe it or not women ignore this warning sign before the relationship commences in plan. If a man brags too much about how many women are on his dick...please be advised that you could possible be one of his many ‘Jump Off’s’. So please take heed to this warning!
“To the caller, when I first answer, I am the inanimate Barbie. They do not know
what I look like, who I am or how I feel. They can only imagine. It is my job to
indulge their fantasies, to convince them that I am not a doll. I am their dream
turned real. I view every question the caller asks me as a command for me to
transform. If they ask if I am blonde, I become a blonde. If they ask how wet I
am, I tell them that my panties are drenched. I respond to every sound the
caller makes with an affirmation, I encourage them, I breathe life into their
fantasy, I carve the doll out of flesh. I do not view myself as this doll, as
the commodity. I am the manufacturer who creates her from the blueprint that the
caller provides me. When the caller comes, it is positive feedback. Like an
architect patting his contractor on the back.”
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LIE: Barack Obama is a Muslim
LIE: Barack Obama attended a radical madrassa
LIE: Senator Obama was sworn into the US Senate using the Koran
Truth:
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